The Dept. of Useless & Ill-Informed Opinions

The later you stay up watching IFC, the creepier the male virility ads get…

One of them was literally for a penis enlargement pump (think Austin Powers) that alternates scripted clips of an elderly man in a bathrobe approaching his similarly clad wife from behind and pressing himself against her with actual customer testimonials from men who look like a who’s who of child molesters and/or Star Trek convention attendees.